Why can't women leave me alone!!!

I was at Boston Pizza getting spaghetti and the hostess, who was really pretty but ... A female, was ... Hitting on me so hard ... She kept trying to talk "Oh what book are you reading?" "Come here often?" Etc ... And I was being polite but not really paying attention, I was reading Moby D1CK for god's sake!! ... Anyways she start cleaning the bench opposite to me turned at me and bent at the hip, wearing yoga pants, and as she moved down the bench she changed her angle so her ass was pointed at me the whole time ... She even tied her shoes like that ... I was actually getting kind of uncomfortable. I a guy friend to follow me everywhere so I can pass the girls off on him ... "Come back when ya got a dick hunny!!"